when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza)

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

claydols:

being human is cool but if i was reincarnated as a bunny i would not complain at all

(Source: basedgosh)

sluttyoliveoil:

following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you